If you’re looking for a smutty Grinch retelling, you’ve come to the right place. However, as opposed to being born with a heart two sizes too small, Cole Black’s became that way after his parents were killed in a car accident on Christmas Eve. So, for ten years, he’s being living in his childhood home with everything virtually unchanged since that tragic night and avoiding the holiday like the plague (no easy feat when you live in a town that celebrates Christmas 365 days a year, like Hallmark on steroids). When Storee Taylor shows up, after leaving him on that same night ten years before, his Grinchiness takes on epic proportions, and he’ll do everything in his power to make sure he spoils her chance at winning the town-wide Christmas Kringle competition. What ensues is a series of hijinks, an undeniable attraction that begins with fake dating, a thawing of his animosity towards her, and a bunch of other things that help him remember the reason for the season.
Although the premise is a fun one, I felt the book was way too long. Unlike the Whos from Whoville, the residents of Kringletown, CO aren’t all the embodiment of a joyful and generous Christmas spirit. There is typical smalltown gossip, a lot of lying, spiteful sabotage, and, honestly, too much petty behavior and biting humor between the two leads in the first half of the book. I also found Quinn’s sorry attempts at mimicking Dr, Seuss’s rhyming verses at the start of each chapter really cringeworthy. (I made a note after reading the prologue-in-verse saying I was thankful it wasn’t the entire book.) I also didn’t care for the times that the narrator and Cole interacted (sort of like breaking the fourth wall, but in print). Finally, for a good part of the book, I disliked Storee (something I’m finding all too common with Quinn’s female leads). As opposed to Cole, who had a clear reason for avoiding the season and making his life small, Storee’s hermit-like existence and her 10-year absence from her great-aunt Cindy’s home for the holidays was for something relatively petty in comparison, and it caused hurt for both Cole and Cindy.
I imagine Quinn’s diehard fans will love this one, but I find I’m growing tired of her sense of humor, the immaturity of many of her characters, and the overabundant sex scenes that could be cut to keep the page count down. This isn’t one I’ll be adding to my cherished Christmas romance collection.
I received a complimentary ARC of this book from Bloom Books through NetGalley in exchange for an honest review. Opinions expressed are completely my own.
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